" mixed drinks "

 [ "mixed drinks" ]

1: possibly the um...coolest thing ever. i think yes

  * e.g.,  ... me and my homek are gonna get us some mixed drinks wen we club it up in MEXICO heck yes 

 [ "mixed drink" ]

1: A mixed drink is an alcoholic beverage containing one or more types of hard liquor mixed (hence the origin of the term) with non-alcoholic beverages or other flavoring ingredients known as mixers. These mixtures range from simple (two ingredients) to very complex. It is usually done for the sake of making the drink taste more appealing (and less like straight alcohol).

  * e.g.,  ... My favorite mixed drink is the Screwdriver; half orange juice, half vodka. 

 [ "mixed drink" ]

2: May also be called a cocktail.

 [ "Mixed Drink" ]

1: 1) The result of ejaculating onto a lactating girl's breasts.

  * e.g.,  ... I busted a nut on her tits, she squeezed out some leche, and we had ourselves a mixed drink. 

 [ "Mixed Drink" ]

2: 2) The combination of seminal fluid and breast milk.

 [ "Diesel (Mixed Drink)" ]

1: a mixed drink consisting of:

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! This Diesel (Mixed Drink) is potent! 

 [ "Diesel (Mixed Drink)" ]

2: 1 part chambord liqueur

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah! Don't boof it or it'll kill ya! haha 

 [ "Diesel (Mixed Drink)" ]

3: 1 part gin

 [ "Diesel (Mixed Drink)" ]

4: 2 parts Sprite *as featured at The Ultimate HammJamm, Culinary Institute of America

 [ "Bent Straw in his mixed drink" ]

1: A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

  * e.g.,  ... Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay. 

 [ "manly mixed drink" ]

1: Any alcoholic drink that does not, in any way taste sweet or enjoyable. Manly mixed drinks include vodka and ever clear, jäger and whiskey, Guinness and brandy. A manly mixed drink is very strong, and very manly. It's main objective is to get you shit faced in a timely manner

  * e.g.,  ... After a couple manly mixed drinks, I was turnt to the max.